Dumb criminal of the year:

Link I found from The View from Here...

Haaretz reports that one of the men who won the lottery in Israel is claiming he's being threatened by some of his partners. An excerpt...

'"I don't need the money," Yatskayer said, adding: "I am a drug dealer and money launderer; I have enough money, and my life and the lives of my family are more important."'

Because clearly his chosen professions are ones that value his family's safety over money. Right?

And as the other blog pointed out... Does he realize that he's admitting to being a drug dealer at a PRESS CONFERENCE!? This guy needs a better lawyer.