random oddities

approximated conversation with friend #1:

Friend: Where can I find X & Y's wedding registry?
Me: oh, they're registered at store Z.
Friend: Actually, I can't remember if I got them something or not. How could I find that out?
Me: Um... Ask them?
Friend: That would be weird.
Me: And getting them 2 gifts would be normal?

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approximated conversation at work, with my current manager and former manager.

Me: Yes, I haven't quit yet, since then everything that goes wrong will get blamed on me.
Former manager: Oh, we already do that in our department.